The Ugliest NBA Player: A Comprehensive Ranking

From Shaq to Draymond Green these are the NBA players who could use a little help in the looks department.

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking

With the NBA season in Full Swing it’s time to take a look at the less fortunate among us – the ugly players in the league. While some might say that looks don’t matter in sports, we beg to differ – these players are so ugly, they make us cringe just looking at them.

So without further ado, here is our comprehensive list of the ugliest players in the NBA, from least to most ugly. Be warned – some of these pictures are not for the faint of heart.

10. Mario Hezonja: Orlando Magic

9. Enes Kanter New York Knicks

8. Lance Stephenson: Indiana Pacers

7. Joakim Noah: Chicago Bulls

6. Dwight Howard Houston Rockets

5. Jahlil Okafor: Philadelphia 76ers

4. Andris Biedrins: Golden State Warriors (retired)
3. Darko Milicic Detroit Pistons (retired)
2. Kendrick Perkins: New Orleans Pelicans
1. Chris Andersen Cleveland Cavaliers

The top 10 ugliest players in the NBA

The National Basketball Association is home to some of the most talented athletes in the world. But not all of them are blessed with good looks. In fact, there are quite a few players who could be considered “ugly” by conventional standards.

But who is the ugliest player in the NBA? This is a tough question to answer, because there are so many players who could be considered ugly. And what one person might consider ugly, another person might find attractive.

To try to answer this question, we’ve compiled a list of the top 10 ugliest players in the NBA. This is not an easy list to make, and it is certainly subjective. But we’ve done our best to come up with a comprehensive ranking of the ugliest players in the NBA.

10)Roy Hibbert
Hibbert is a big man, and he has an ugly face to match his big body. He’s got a wide nose, and his eyes are set close together. He’s not a good-looking guy.

9)Josh Smith
Smith is another player who is on this list because of his facial features. He’s got a big nose, and his teeth are too small for his mouth. He’s also got a receding hairline, which makes him look even older than he is.

8)Chris Andersen
Andersen is affectionately known as “Birdman,” but there’s nothing bird-like about his appearance. He’s got tattoos covering his entire body, and he looks like he belongs in a circus rather than an NBA court

7)Kris Humphries
Humphries became famous for marrying reality TV star Kim Kardashian but he would probably be just as famous for his ugly mug if he hadn’t married her. Humphries has small eyes, and his nose looks like it’s been broken several times. He’s not a good-looking guy.

The top 5 ugliest players in the NBA

In the NBA, there are a lot of good looking players. There are also a lot of average looking players. But every now and then, there is an ugly player. And when we say ugly, we mean really, really ugly.

So who are the top 5 ugliest players in the NBA?

5) DeAndre Jordan

DeAndre Jordan is one of the best centers in the NBA. He is also one of the ugliest. His face is so misshapen that it looks like it was put together by a child. His eyes are too far apart and his teeth are crooked. He looks like he should be in a horror movie, not an NBA game

4) Tyler Hansbrough

Tyler Hansbrough is another player who is good at basketball but ugly as sin. He has a giant head and a face that looks like it was hit with an ugly stick. His teeth are also crooked and he has beady little eyes. He looks like he’s constantly smirking, even when he’s not trying to.

3) Reggie Evans

Reggie Evans is yet another player who is good at basketball but ugly as can be. He has a Big Head and a face that looks like it was hit with an ugly stick. He also has beady little eyes and his teeth are crooked. He looks like he’s always angry, even when he’s not trying to be.

2) Andray Blatche
Andray Blatche is another player who is good at basketball but extremely ugly. He has a giant head and a face that looks like it was put together by a child. His eyes are too far apart and his teeth are crooked. He also has a weird-looking afro that makes him look even uglier than he already is.

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 2

In part two of our comprehensive ranking of the ugliest players in the NBA, we take a look at the bottom half of the list. From number 20 all the way down to number one, these are the players that you really don’t want to see without a shirt on.

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 3

In this final installment of our series, we take a look at the 10 ugliest players in the NBA. These are the men who, for whatever reason, have been blessed with less-than-conventional looks. Some are unfortunate enough to be ugly AND short. Others are just so weird-looking that it’s hard to look away. But all of them have one thing in common: they’re not exactly what you’d call “easy on the eyes.”

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 4

We’re back with the next installment of our comprehensive ranking of the ugliest players in the NBA. In case you missed it, you can check out Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

Today, we’ll be taking a look at the bottom half of our list, starting with the player who just barely missed the top 10.

11. Hassan Whiteside

Hassan Whiteside may not be the most talented player in the NBA, but he is certainly one of the ugliest. His unibrow is a real problem, and his teeth look like they’ve been through a lot. He’s also got a bit of a gut, which doesn’t help his cause.

12. Enes Kanter

Enes Kanter is another player on this list who is more famous for his off-court antics than his on-court play. He’s got a Big Head and his hairline is already receding at a young age. He also doesn’t seem to know how to dress himself, which is always a strike against someone in the public eye.

13. Tyler Hansbrough

Tyler Hansbrough was always one of the uglier players in the NBA, even dating back to his college days at North Carolina He’s got an odd-shaped head, and he tends to look like he’s sweaty even when he’s not. He’s also got a bit of a potbelly, which isn’t doing him any favors.

14. Joakim Noah

Former Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah isn’t exactly easy on the eyes. He’s got bad facial hair, and he tends to dress like he just rolled out of bed. He’s also got some weird features, like his pointy chin and small eyes.

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 5

We are nearing the end of our journey to find the ugliest player in the NBA. We have ranked the top 20 ugliest players in the NBA, and now we are down to the top 5. These are the players that have been determined to be the absolute ugliest in the NBA.

5. Andray Blatche
Blatche is a journeyman player who has bounced around the league for several years. He is currently playing for the Xinjiang Flying Tigers in China. Blatche is 6’11” and was once a member of the Brooklyn Nets He is known for his poor play on the court and for his ugly mug. Blatche has been nicknamed “The Ugly Guy” by some because of his looks.

4. Javale McGee
McGee is a veteran center who currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers. McGee is 7’0” and was drafted by the Washington Wizards in 2008. McGee has played for several teams during his career and is known for his poor defense and shot-blocking ability. He is also known for his unique look, which many have described as “ugly” or “strange.”

3. Kris Humphries
Humphries is a Power Forward who last played for the Atlanta Hawks Humphries is 6’9” and was drafted by the Utah Jazz in 2004. Humphries has had a journeyman career, playing for eight different teams during his 14-year NBA Career Humphries is perhaps best known for his short-lived marriage to reality TV star Kim Kardashian which ended after just 72 days. Humphries has also been criticized for his poor play on the court, but it is his mug that has landed him on this list.

2. Shawn Bradley
Bradley was a center who played 12 seasons in the NBA from 1993 to 2005. Bradley was 7’6” and was drafted by the Philadelphia 76ers with the 2nd overall pick in 1993 NBA draft Bradley had a productive career, averaging 8 points, 6 rebounds and 2 blocks per game over his 12 seasons in the league. However, it is Bradley��s unique look that will likely be remembered most by basketball fans he has been widely considered to be one of the ugliest players in NBA history

1A/1B) Rajon Rondo/Derrick Rose
Rondo and Rose are tied at number one on this list because they are both equally ugly; it was impossible to choose one over the other. Rondo is a point guard who currently plays for the Los Angeles Lakers while Rose is a point guard who plays for Detroit Pistons after starting his career with Chicago Bulls . Both Rondo and Rose have had successful careers despite their ugly mugs; Rondo is a 4-time All-Star while Rose was an MVP in 2011 . It truly is amazing what these two players have been able to accomplish despite their looks!

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 6

The final installment of our series leaves no stone unturned in our search for the NBA’s ugliest player. We’ve scoured the league and consulted with experts to bring you the most comprehensive ranking of the NBA’s ugliest players.

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 7

-Kendrick Perkins
-Chris “Birdman” Andersen
-Dennis Rodman
-Shawn Bradley
-Vlade Divac

The ugliest player in the NBA: A comprehensive ranking – Part 8

In this final installment of our ranking, we will be taking a look at the ugliest players in the NBA. We have scoured the league to find the worst of the worst, and we have compiled them into this list. These are the players that you do not want on your team, unless you are looking to lose games.

We have taken into account many factors, including facial features, physical stature, and public perception. This is not a list of the worst players in the NBA, but rather a ranking of who we believe to be the ugliest. Our criteria are completely subjective, so please take our rankings with a grain of salt.

Without further ado, here are the ugliest players in the NBA:

1) Andrew Bogut – Milwaukee Bucks
2) Emeka Okafor – Charlotte Bobcats
3) Andris Biedrins – Golden State Warriors
4) Joakim Noah – Chicago Bulls
5) Greg Oden – Portland Trail Blazers